"Deaton says it’ll wear off," Scott says when he opens the door to his house.
"What will?" Stiles asks suspiciously. The last time he saw Derek, he was unconscious and covered in a fine red powder and Isaac and Scott were cramming him into the back of Allison’s car. It’s been almost two hours since then; he and Lydia had been left to deal with the faerie, who absolutely refused to deal with werewolves or hunters. Stiles had dropped Lydia off at her house because she’d insisted on taking a shower after.
"He’s, uh," Scott gestures vaguely. "Well. It’s kinda like he’s drunk. If he could get drunk." As if on cue, a bunch of people in the living room break into laughter and Stiles raises his eyebrows.
"Was that Derek?”
Scott grins faintly. “Yeah, dude. He’s kinda fun.”
"Fun," Stiles repeats, grinning wryly. "I’ve gotta see this."
Scott’s grin widens and he steps back, holding the door open so Stiles can step inside. Derek’s sandwiched on the couch between Isaac and Allison and just that is odd enough - Derek’s never seemed overly fond of being in close proximity with people, especially not Allison - but even weirder is the wide grin on his face when he turns to watch Scott and Stiles walk into the room. Stiles stares; he’s never seen Derek smile like that, except that time at the sheriff’s station when he was schmoozing up that deputy. This smile seems genuine though, as does the cheerful note in Derek’s voice when he slurs, “Heyyyy, Stiles!”
"Hey dude," Stiles replies, jamming his hands in his pockets. "You look stoned."
because i really wanted that Boyd & Stiles brotp and if i don’t get it on the show, i’ma write it instead. kind of canon compliant for S3 so far, then not.
He expected things to be different.
He didn’t take the bite blindly, he considered his options. He still doesn’t totally know how Derek found him. Though, the guy lurks around his school enough to be considered an A class creeper. Sometimes, Boyd still wonders why Derek chose him. Why he seemed like a good idea.
He’s pretty damn sure choosing Derek was a terrible idea.
His fists clench together just thinking about it all, and he hopes Derek can feel his anger.
At night, he can still smell their excitement as they closed in on him and Erica. He can still taste the copper of his own blood. He wakes to the sound of her voice, screaming at him to run, the ghost feeling of her hand slipping from his.
The cafeteria smells vile, pungent with hot cheese and stale bread. Before, it smelt sort of warm and almost tasty. Now it smells like rotten food, lurking on the shelves in the kitchen, fading away.
There’s a scrape of a chair, a rapid heartbeat accosting his ears, and when he looks up, Stiles Stilinski is sitting opposite him. This is different.
Boyd stares at him for a moment, considers his options. He knows, instinctively, Stiles doesn’t want to do him any harm. His body language is tense, but not teetering on edge, not ready for a fight. He’s nervous, Boyd realizes. He nods back, dips his gaze back to his lunch.
they saved her life
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
"Don’t plan on sleeping this night, wife."
the fuck is this sorcery
Where Stiles and Lydia were bitten instead of Scott.
Annie encourages him to be the best version of himself. With her, he’s still himself but he just wants to be better. She brings out the best in him.
One Rose/Doctor Moment per Episode | S01E11 | Boom Town
Doctor Who AU: Rose disappears for a year, and when she returns, Clara is upset.
shawn hunter + the matthews
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.